Women Admit Defeat
Yesterday, MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, the website devoted to the infinity of ways in which men are better than women — and all the no ways in which women are better or even as good as men, was brought down by the complaints of a childless harpy.
That’s the worst kind of woman: a childless one.
A woman without children is like a Lego set that comes with missing pieces, or an aborted baby someone left in the street. It’s incomplete and now it’s just a big fucking mess left there to fuck with everyone.
Want to build a cool castle that won’t have a portcullis? Or do you want some placenta on your shoe?
No. I’ll take neither.
The reason I know the complaint to my former web host came from a childless woman is simple. There are three types of women in this man’s world: childless women who no one wants to impregnate, “lesbians”, and women who know how to shut the fuck up.
Women who know how to shut the fuck up are busy enjoying the lives of luxury that shutting the fuck up affords them. You will often find such women tooling around town in fancy cars purchased by their husbands and idling the day away thinking about unicorns, Pier One, and how they have never had to watch the news or think about The Market once in their entire fucking lives. These women don’t have time to complain to web hosts. They’re happy.
Sliding down about a mile on the scale of class, we come to “lesbians”.
“Lesbians” need attention. That’s why they’re “lesbians” in the first place — with their Birkenstocks and granola bars and yappy fuck-off mouths. Like the drunk skank at a party who tries to make out with every girl there so men will feed her the precious attention that sustains female life, so have “lesbians” molded their entire worlds for the titillation of men.
“Lesbianism” is little more than a lifestyle of cockteasing, and comes from a place less expensive than strippers, but somehow less classy than the drunken skank.
These “lesbians” complain alright. They complain about rights, they complain about the media, they complain that the bikini exists; they invent entire college courses called Women’s Studies and Women’s Rights and other brands of money shit that manufactures a degree worth Not a Goddamn Cent. They complain, but they would never complain to get MenAreBetterThanWomen.com shut down. “Lesbians” need the problems they cling to like life rafts. They have no children to occupy their time.
That brings me to my final classification of women: childless women. Childless women like the ones who got MenAreBetterThanWomen.com shut down for a period of twelve hours before some men easily fixed it.
Women, unlike men, have the life-cycle of fruit. They spring to life. They reach a peak state of flavor. Then, they decay into rottenness and worthlessness, ruining everything they touch. Without children, this happens at the age of 23. At that point, they have too much time on their hands and not enough brains.
Men have the lifecycle of cannonballs. You can pull a cannonball off the bottom of the fucking ocean, out of an old Spanish warship, and it will still shoot the shit out of something.
Ever heard of Ghandi or Jesus? Jesus has been inspiring people from beyond the grave for thousands of years. Women have just been getting my website shut down.
Women are so fucking obsessed with men lasting longer in the sack, that they forget about lasting longer where it counts: in life. In life, twelve hours is nothing.
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you say you hate women who talk to much i actually like a women who talks NO IM NOT A MUTANT anyway but yeah the thing is the girls i meet who are even semi stable which only means she doesnt do drugs or have some emotional imbalance sept being bratty bitchy, snobby and needing to control even in the most minute of ways anyway yeah the thing is girls expect men to do all the talking THATS RIGHT MAN when you finally want a women to talk BAM she doesnt wanna just like when you want some leg time she closes up shop i mean ok i dont wanna screw tonight ok one night out of the week is nice but every day for a few weeks? NU UH MAN RED FLAG YOUR BASICALLY MARRYING one of those bitches who will probably drive you to drinking alcohal thats why bars were invented werent they so a guy could drink his wifes bitchings away in a haze of beer or at least anestisize himself for when he gets home from a brutal day at work and yes my spelling sucks but you get what i mean!
ever wonder how a women gets older and she gets ruder and stupider? Women will say well men have hurt me blah well women have hurt me worse then ive ever hurt them trust me i dated a 24 year old and she said she’d never stop loving me never leave me never blah blah blah, then a few weeks later she says umm im pregnant by my ex i just found out it was before we met i was drunk he fucked me im prego and yeah all those promises i made sorry but there over anyway yeah she ended up making me a total depressed asshole who hates everyone or just dislikes living i uno anymore my other ex youd have loved her she was a catholic she was opposed to fucking before marriage but assisting in abortions (she was a Med student) was ok, so was wishing her little sister was dead (her mom died in child birth) so was not giving a shit that her father was a racist jerk off who called me a beaner cause im hispanic im probably whiter then he is the bastard she wouldnt dare endanger her asshole father cause she loves and hates him give me a fucking break, oh and like i said above yeah she put everything before me , i depression i think i was like BABE IM SUICIDAL I NEED TO TALK she was like im sorry im on the phone talking to my aunt about…..NOTHING! the bitch couldnt get off the phone, then the whore made me feel guilty for fucking other girls when we were not even dating! oh and after we broke up her little catholic bullshit about not fucking before marriage well it went out the window and she had sex with some guy she knew for like a week or two then the guy called her a filthy whore and her being a total pussy just took it wish i could have told her off gah a lost opprutinity to tell her that she should marry her cat cause oh and yeah she also wanted to dictate were we lived if we ever got married and were we sent our kids to school if we had any…..oh gosh i cant believe i was actually thinking of marring that bimbo she threatend to destroy my comic book collection cause she was one of those girls who is afraid of horror movie LIFE IS FULL OF HORROR BITCH seesh like i said we should destroy all femenist movment records and just go back to a women loving her husband and trying to make him comfortable and bringing him his slippers and cleaning the house and letting him have her when HE wants but nah those days are over cause men had to give into women sadly because with out women who would we fuck……….maybe in the future we’ll invent robots OH SHIT LADIES IF THAT HAPPENS YOUR OUT OF A HELL……..THEY MIGHT JUST GET RID OF YOU ALL TOGETHER women will be the new house pet while there hubby is fucking a hot robotic version of monica bellucci who is delicious even at 40 the house pet would probably be off pissing on the furniture and then the guy would have to hit her with a rolled up news paper
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you are funny as heck heh why dont you marry one of those women from the middle east they dont say shit to there husbands because if they even overcook the rice there husbands give them a beat down, while in the states and other so called civilized countries they are sarcastic as fuck and rude and think that there goddesses lol they actually go to those classes and say hey lets let out our inner goddess, then they spend time acting like your mom, a man for some reason wont leave a cheating whore for any reason cause he loves her but if you fart the wrong way the women will dump his ass faster then if gravity suddenly said HI I WANT A HUG to his ball sack. Also women think that behing dishonest makes thing less hurtful for others its kinda fucking hilarious since when they finally tell you the truth its during a freaing argument and always to hurt your feelings personally i tell them that they should just fucking be honest and grow the hell up, the hottest women are the stupidest because they dont need to get an education they just can sit on there fat asses and look pretty, alot of hte depressed idiots i know are hot women beacuse they are in love with some guy who hits them or some loser who wont even acknowledge them you say hey ill treat you good they will look you in the eye and say no thanks, why cause there mentally deficient, also women need everything handed to them, i dont see no female drafts, yeah cause if all the women died who’d stay in america to keep the fucking designer cloths safe, women have kids so that when there tired of there husbands they can have something else to put there love into in fact a women puts more attention into everything else EXCEPT her freaking husband its pretty sad they should bring polygomy back those girls in the old days never bitched and complained OH I AM JEOLOUS OF MY HUSBANDS OTHER WIFE they had to sit there and take it and do whatever there husbands tell them but today oh we have equal rights, yeah what the fuck have you done with your so called equal rights let me think how about NOTHING some have though SOME.
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Only a woman would go to a site for gender bashing, and bash a religion, thanks, that’s offensive to men and women.
Not for me , thanks! :)
Your science is refutable. Jesus didn’t exist, his science is horrible, his people are illiterate and he is gay.
Open the Goddamn book.
http://www.crystalinks.com/genetics.html
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/science/long.html
http://www.scienceonline.org/
http://nobeliefs.com/
God is offended by those who make things with their hands or invent things with their minds. 106:39
“And the unicorns shall come down with them.” 34:7
God has “the strength of a unicorn.” Oh heck, I bet he’s even stronger than a unicorn. 23:22, 24:8
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Mark
# One of the followers of Jesus was a young, nearly naked man who dropped his linen cloth and “fled from them naked” when the priests came to arrest Jesus. 14:51-52
# here was leaning on Jesus’ bosom one of his disciples, whom Jesus loved.” 13:23-25
# “The disciple standing by, whom he loved” 19:26
# “The disciple whom Jesus loved following; which also leaned on his breast at supper” 21:20
I’m sure just like most Jesus lovers you have never opened a bible…
If women sucked so bad, I wonder why so many men are becoming women these days… haha
Scott’s a typical duplicitous hypocrite who acts like he’s one of us but is part of the problem and the formica that will be gutted, crucified and burned till the flesh smells like burger.
Adultery doesn’t make you alpha, it makes you a woman… Incapable of controlling your impulses and begging to have your soul liberated from your body.
When women admit defeat its awkward because really it is hard to fail something when you don’t ever fucking do anything.
If a woman needs something done she gets a man to do work.
I drive a fancy car and I don’t shut the fuck up.
Also, getting more on the current subject. Didn’t Kristina prove all men’s points about how retarded all women are? Basically, what I got from her messages, was that women drove her step father to kill himself. God I hate women…but at least they are so easy to get into bed married or not, just tell them they are smart, beautiful and say yeah I hate that bitch when she is talking shit. It works everytime
Women only have one thing to contribute to society, their pussies. Men are smarter (brains are larger on average, yes I know, we have larger bodies too, but fuck it, I know their is a better reason than pure motor control that our brains our larger, like the fact our hippocampus is on average larger than a womens), more intuitive (have to tell when your slut is cheating) and analytical (someone needs to solve the problems of the world). Anyway, about married women…..My buddy and I work together in a small lab and a new married girl came to work. We joked around about how easy it would be to fuck her (cause all women are lying, cheating whores), but we never thought it would happen. However, we all went out the other night, and everyone happened to leave before us. That night, with 1 hour of talking to her, and after her buying me copious amounts of alcohol (keep in mind off her husbands money, she even called him to put more $$ in her account) fucked he all night long every way imaginable. In the mourning, after fucking again, she starts crying immediately about what she has done, and at that point says how me and my buddy are right about all women being lying cheating whores.
kristina, i’m glad you take pleasure in bragging about your step fathers suicide. It makes me feel elated when i see women suffer. Thinking of women just like you makes it all ok ;)
women blame men for everything, even their “personal” problems. A “body” of anything to them just makes want to shove something into their crouch which = blame the man for making me horny!
Who cares. It’s typical chick illogic (because “All the women SHE knows…blah,blah,blah.”)
In other words, chicks don’t understand the difference between their personal experience (anecdotal), and a body of evidence for something as a whole.
Hmm, it’s weeks later, so I guess the answer is “not really”.
Kristina may be throwing rocks at her glass house here. Did SHE buy the food this week…or not really?
Doug you are an idiot…All the women in my life have never stayed at home and lived off welfare…and when they are married their piece of crap husbands stay home while she has to work to keep food on the fucking table…or if they do work they spend their money on guns and dogs..like my second stepfather…who was cool…i loved him…but then he shot his head off because he wasnt with my mom anymore…or maybe because he thought it was fun to do…no ones sort it out yet…it could have been he was tired of his new wife(not my mom)…watch what you say about married women jackass…
never dick *winks audaciously*
(there i gave you uys some fuel for laughing at me and calling me a whore…can anyone say yay?)
Tim McGraw: Just to See You Smile
i think it was voltaire who said “i may not be one to agree with what you say but i will be the first to defend your right to say it”.
if you can have a host of feminist (man bashing, man hating sites), why cant the men have a place to call their own? for fucks sake, we dont screw around with some dumb bitchy language… we use logic.. something which women lack.
Well one good apple doesn’t make the lot un-rotten. Sure there’s smart women, women who are more intelligent than your average man. That’s just statistics. Now, every woman would be more intelligent than she already is if she were a man - more brain cells - but that does not mean that all women are stupid. Now the knowledge gap is so great that, well, it’s hard to say that something that wants to be called a girl and is hormonal and bitchy is intelligent.
So, in short, some women are smart, though that number is quite few - far fewer than the number of female doctors or college students. Women should have their rights and nothing more. No fucking double standard. And dutch, keep at it. If it feels good, do it. If a bitch can scream about how much men suck, a man can do the same thing right back at her. Fuck the double-standard, treat everyone as equals. That means if a little girl walks around with half her tits showing and sucks off the football team, she should have a character check at the very least, and if she fails that, the grading system re-evaluated and the whore thrown out.
I agree about married women living far better off their husbands than they could themselves and about childless women. Also, women with children but not married sit home collecting welfare and child support that the father of the child works for and has to pay even though he has no say in whether or not to keep the baby. No say, no pay should be the law. And no, I do not have illegitimate children running around. Unlike women, men can have opinions that are not self-serving.
The one thing I disagree on is lesbians. Knew a lesbian myself. One of the few women I ever met whose life’s goal was not to either live off of a man or bitch about men or both.