Dick’s Classy Broads
The classiest way for a woman to make her voice heard is to write that message across her tits with a Sharpie marker. It’s efficient; it’s challenging; and most importantly, it works.
When women start talking, men stop listening. Men can’t stop listening to tits.
With that in mind, I present my collection of Dick’s Classy Broads. Dick’s Classy Broads is like the US Army, except for ladies. These girls are all that they can be, and it shows. They are in full support of me and my views, and they know exactly how to show it in a way that we men give a fuck about.
God bless you, ladies. And he clearly did!
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Black Sharpie washes off. Class doesn’t.

*This gorgeous set of knockers is my Blackberry background. Make it yours.
How To Join This List:
1. Write “MABTW.com” on yourself or your girl.
2. Email it to me at dickmasterson@gmail.com.
3. Include any information you would like alongside your picture.
Guys: show your support in the comments below. Ladies: no one cares what you have to say unless it’s written on your cans.

























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to the lady with the pink straps - that’s a very sexy and tasteful shirt, it compliments your pair of hot titties. You sound really nice too by the way.
So, I think its halirious, this site is on to prove that Men are better than women, and what happens, Women go on and show us their cans, I love it! Pure Brillance! Lets see a feminist site do THAT! To the women in the pics: Great Job Ladies, you do your men proud.
Man, I’d just love to go out with a baseball bat and crack some men’s skull’s open tonight! This site is putting me in the mood for it alright! No better way to spend a saturday night! WOOOO HOOOOO!
I’d like to see you try, you sick feminist cunt. Make sure you don’t attack the wrong man because you just might end up with having every single bone in your female body pulverized into smithereens. On a more personal note, you deserve to be blinded and have all of your teeth ripped out of your mouth.
Just pull that cord and a nurse will be round with your medication.
You should get death penalty for trying! (because you can’t do it, obviously!)
We’ve been waiting and nothing ever came, unless you decided upon staying at your home with your bat and in that case I’m sure one of us did. LMAO!! No REALLY! LOL! Its truly best this way because if you ever show your bat around me…well, think Vlad the Impaler!
Fascinating. ALL MEN NOTE: Here is another woman who needs to be told what she wants to hear and HATES SEX SO BADLY . . . that she believes cracking a man’s skull open with a baseball bat is “the best way to spend a saturday night”.
We thank you cunts for making the point perfectly.
FACT –>>>> Only a woman would prefer VIOLENCE over FUCKING on a Saturday Night.
I suppose if she came at a man with a baseball bat and he FUCKED her instead, she would try and call it “rape” . . . . when instead of killing her, he was just letting her get off easy.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
and women prove it every goddamn day of their lives.
Commander Scott is just an ugly chunk of dried puss who is sore because both parents wished they aborted the piece of crap.
Poor ugly, stupid Scotty. Rot in hell, you weasely prick. :)
Man, I’d just love to go out with a baseball bat and crack that bitch’s skull open tonight! That comment put me in the mood for it alright! No better way to spend a monday night! WOOOO HOOOOO!
Uncivilized and unrefined.
That’s what this site is, that is the spirit of the content, and spare me the academic bull and fancy words, please and thank you. I’m happy to join the lewdness and lowliness and add my own lewdness and lowliness to it and grin while I’m at it (because really, this site for the most part has plenty of entertainment and shock value). But let’s not forget, we’re being really uncivilized and unrefined here.
You can try to make uncivilized look civilized, but you’re trying in vain. So please go boast about your academic knowledge/experience somewhere else; this is not the right place. This place is for uncivilized and unrefined people, or for civilized and refined people who have consciously taken a moment to partake in uncivilized and unrefined communication.
So, here’s my little contribution in the spirit of this site:
fuck
whore
bitch
hole
pussy
tits
boobs
penis
Watch your mouth, you frigid, sexless cunt. Piss off the site, you conniving, little cocksucker. All women deserve death
hahahaahahahahaha
You’re my hero. You should be awarded a medal. I think you’re my favourite poster here. Yes. In fact you are. Until further notice.
I forgot this:
<3
“All women deserve death” isn’t what Dick is trying to say, and all you’re doing here is making yourself look like a flaming ass.
are you a fag?
any guy that thinks a women should all die…must like sucking dick and in that case it makes you a women… cause no self deserving manly man will get down on their knee’s and suck dick like you do. actually this post goes to all you fucking fags… who feel better about their small dick by making fun of the women that made fun of what your “packing”.
Do you hate Jews and blacks as well as men and gays? Hanged for a sheep and all that…
im actually jewish and i dont hate gays… im just saying that if a man wants a women to die they must be gay thats all.
*actually this post goes to all you fucking fags…*
*i dont hate gays…*
No, of course not…
@WOMEN
—– “im just saying that if a man wants a women to die they must be gay that’s all” ——-
Really?
Here’s a newsflash for you stupid cunts:
I can want you to FUCK OFF AND DIE, and still want to fuck another woman’s pussy INSTEAD OF YOURS.
FACT–>> YOU CUNTS ARE NOT SPECIAL ENOUGH to think that if a man doesn’t want you around, he “must be gay”.
Lets repeat that again, so that you can really grasp it.
NO WOMAN IS SPECIAL ENOUGH to think that if a man doesn’t want her around, he “must be gay”.
That’s what a break-up is.
He doesn’t WANT YOU.
He is getting ANOTHER pussy instead.
THAT’S NOT A MAN’S PROBLEM —>> ITS YOURS.
Menarebetterathanwomen.
That’s WAAAAAAAY above a woman’s head, man.
The idea that her pussy is so valuable that a man would have to be a cocksucker if he doesn’t want it is impossible for women to get.
Because women are really that stupid, I usually agree and tell them “you’re right I am gay, now will you leave?”
Even that doesn’t work. I dump women and TELL them I am gay and they still want my cock. Fuck its so annoying.
Maybe killing women really is the only solution.
You know , I have done that too AND THE CUNTS STILL WON’T LEAVE!!
“You’re right I am gay, NOW will you leave?”
It definitely doesn’t work to tell women you are gay. It just makes them want to stay around MORE.
Commander Scott might really be onto something here.
In order to get women to WANT to leave so he can get whatever pussy he wants without her annoying cunt in her face, a man must use drastic measures.
You can’t just tap a woman on the shoulder. Women have no manners, or standards and are way tool fucking stupid for that.
Let’s consider what we have proven does NOT work
at getting rid of women:
• “Please leave”
• “Get the fuck out of my face you stupid cunt”
• The vilest Insults imaginable.
• Signs that say women are not welcome or invited
• Cheating on her
• Paying another woman for ultra-raunchy sex.
. . . ALL OF THE ABOVE FAIL AT GETTING RID OF WOMEN.
I guess that just leaves rape and killing as the only options I haven’t tried. Does it really have to come to that?
menarebetterthanwomen.
ASK O.J. - He would know. Raping a women to get rid of her is a very interesting idea. If they didn’t enjoy it so much, it might actually work.
wow, you must REALLY hate women…i guess that would make you the cocksucker, now wouldn’t it??
Psych geek or whaterev
You are saved by the bell I would take care of you with easy few steaps, but must go to Africa, But nothing lost, guys will do that after they find out you are a womin.
nice spelling of “women”
if you read my posts more thouroughly, you would know that i am in fact a man.
and somehow i doubt your girlfriend is paying for you to go to africa unless she is sending you away for fear that you may type something unrecogniszable as an english sentence.
perhaps you just can’t face defeat? is the taste of lance becoming bitter, sir knight?
Actually, that’s a common spelling of women among feminist. Something about some bull about breaking away from men, but you think they would do more then just change a letter, it’s kinda lazy.
whate the femminists are doing is called dissasociation.
they are attempting to distance themselves from what they despise.
that occurs in chauvinism as well, the men who say things like “men don’t wan’t your pussy” as someone so classily put it, yet frequently seek sexual attention, are fulfilling a hypocritic, but distancing need. they desire sex, but claim they don’t need it. just as a femminist would say they hate everything that has to do with men, yet may be married to a man or something of the like.
PsychGeek, physiology can’t explain them all, you need more knowledge because physiology is very limited in lots of areas and can mislead you.
Feminism simply put want men enslaved and those that can’t be enslaved to be exterminated.
And the current laws show just that, you should learn some law not just physiology and you’ll get the whole picture.
You can’t form patterns for everybody, those patterns will be flawed and you’ll misjudge those for whom you try to get their thinking patterns.
Really want to talk about spelling and unrecognizable sentences when you yourself type like shit? Sentences start with capital letters, something your post is devoid of. Thoroughly is not spelled “thouroughly”, “i” is not the correct usage of anything, ever, unrecognizable is not spelled “unrecogniszable” and while trying to make yourself look intelligent all you have done is look far stupider than the person you were trying to insult, funny how that works.
Guys take care, Im going for my vacation to Africa, for which my gf paid, I guess being an “asshole” is so bad, hugh?
see you after.
yes, i guess being an “asshole” is bad. and who is this hugh fellow? i’m perplexed…
perhaps you meant to say “Take care guys, my girlfriend paid for me to go on vacation to Africa. I guess being a so called “asshole” isn’t so bad, huh?”
Hey psychologist if I say; bye guys Im leaving… and then respond to you it probably means Im packing and doing many other thing at the same time, bye
mmmm i’m sure, and faust is my auntie.
studioline, give it up. You can’t spell or form a coherent sentence - there’s no point in pretending it’s because you’re busy “packing”.
i seemed to have made a spelling error on my previous post (abisng;abusing)
anyway, without any further gilding of the lilly.
i find it very hard to side with someone who uses overly recapitulated tactic of gaining the support of like minded individuals and brashly attacking opposers en masse.
rather, it would be more expendient to your cause to pose a reasonable argument, with multiple valid examples, and gain support through intelligence.
even as a male psychologist, i do find that there are very important “trade offs” between the genders that your supporters seem to display quite nicely.
for instance:
look at any forum (this one for example) or controversial video’s comments. notice anything? the male users (generally 13-18 when testosterone starts making the child antisocial and impulsive) tend to be very stubborn in their oppinions and will fight quite tempestuously for both support (i.e. your site) and for the destruction of that which THREATENS their point of view. that’s the problem! don’t you see it? instead of taking critisism and procuring viable evidence to support and destroy their claims, you act brashly with vulgar language (and need i say complete disregard for grammar or spelling) and portay yourself, sadly, as an ignorant and arrogant fool.
for those who would do what i describe and insult me for using intelligence rather than brandishing the sword of flame to a mouse, than you have only proven my point further that i am dissapointed in the way that my fellow man is destroying society by reverting back to barbarism.
Ok lets all be nice don’t use bad wards, and find a topic for that like for ex MALE ABUSE FOR THE LAST DECADES,
Now go…………….
im sorry but… what? i find your wording hard to follow, please reprase that so people with an IQ over that of a 10 year old can understand
what for everybody understand even you exept you only pretend you don’t
Well good sir while your points are nice and all I believe that Dick himself is just fighting fire with fire. There are many other sites who’ve tried to do the same subject the way you’ve suggested and the majority of people haven’t even heard of them. Yet Dick does the same subject as bluntly as possible and he’s getting death threats from women in Africa. As much as discorse and valid points would be nice, Dick’s bluntness is much more effective than anything.
http://antimisandry.com/index.php
If you want the subject without Dick’s bluntness go there instead and research. I would also like to say that the antisocial bull has other reasons than mere hormones.
FINALLY! someone is viewing this from a semi-psychological standpoint
Psychology isn’t a science. Sociobiology IS.
i have it well explained about the science behind psychology.
read on to find it.
read on if you want to see my explanation of the science behind psychology.
and sociobiology is to psychology as a squirt gun is to a hydrogen bomb.
Also we find it very unimportant for you to side with us. If your feminist ideological blinders(practically a requirement in your profession) don´t allow you to see the obvious truth staring you in the face then that´s you problem not ours.
BTW thank you for proving the point again, with your relatively sane worded discourse.
MAN(male feminist) > woman(all other shrilly harping fembots on here)
Se we just can´t help it.
I was randomly browsing through the internet today and what did i find? this rather amusing site.I ended up spending a good hour or so reading up on all of your judgements about “most” women, and i have to agree that you are right. Far too many women these are obsessed with sleeping around,needing the latest fashions and using and abausing men, these women are a bad example on those women who are honest and true.
I have been with my boyfriend for nearly four years and would never ever think about sleeping with another man, i’m not that sort of woman, often i get annoyed at all these women who do nothing but behave like total shitpiles, i hate them.What ever happened to the good all days when women looked after the man,home and children?? society was much better back then!
End of rant
yes, because who dosen’t want to be terrified of russian spies, blacklisted, executed for suspected treason, be put out of work for russian heritage, be put out of work for being jewish, having to rebuild buisness after being placed in a japanese internment camp, mourning lost loved ones from world war II, or living in constant fear of nuclear attack and holocaust.
yeah… society was perfect… (sarcasm)
not to mention lack of food, tin, textiles, metal, silk, and other necesities due to rationing during the war.
also there was a job shortage because america had just left a war and now had no need to make planes or tanks until the threat of communism occured.
Omg, this website is so stupid!! I was thinking to myself, why could any guy hate women (cuz women fuckin love me), and then it occured to me, its probably because they want nothing to do with you. I saw a pic of you on the internet and you are the ugliest fucking thing I have ever seen! You should really look in to Bosley or sumthin bro, haha. Oh by the way, your “classy broads”, there all a bunch of fatass’s, thats probably the only reason why they’d want anything to do with you, they got no better options!
And you can’t seem to spell or punctuate properly. Maybe you’re a girl in disguise?
If you really want to nitpick, it isn’t grammatically correct to begin a sentence with a conjunction.
Thanks,
Anonymous
Dave you kick ass thank you! If you read on they blame women for getting raped and killed. They think it’s their right to beat their women and lock their kids in the closet. It is very sad that there are people out there like this. Terrorism to the highest form. But thank God for men like you. Can you imagine the pain their children must be going through?
next article: men are better at feminism than women?
Actually they are, the manginas posting here make much better sense then the shrill feminist crows. Without feminist men there would be no female rights. See Afganistan, or as it´s now known as Pipelanistan.
DO NOT GO THERE. Afghan women have been through hell and back due to the Taliban’s rule. NATO is largely responsible for the restoration of women’s rights and R.A.W.A. has made many improvements as well. The last time I checked, neither of these organizations were composed entirely of “manginas”.
Oh, I´m so going there.
Afghan women had to enter hell because somebody had to prop up some people, later called Taliban, to topple the socialist(communist really) government of Nadjibulla. And get the Russians out of the pipeline & poppy business (CIA took over quite nicely). They had it quite good in that traditional country before western (American&Russian) interests had to fuck it up so that the Saudi sponsored wahabi muslim-extremists(Taliban) could take over the place.
And for all the good RAWA does (wee, secret make-up paint sessions & occasional girl-schools), without the active support of men, they´ll all end up 10″ feet under when NATO is thrown out.
Nice. :)
lol this website is pretty hilarious, I found out about it because of mega64.com
okay, im not gonna lie, you do prove some points on SOME women. but the thing is not all women are here to use guys, and take all of their money. but there are A LOT of women out there who treat their guys like shit. ive seen it a bit and its pretty sad. the fact that a guy can go out of their way to do something nice for her and she almost acts like she doesnt appreciate it. it is sad but there ARE women out there who do.
but for you to say that we dont do anything good, like you said on dr.phil, like the fact that guys have invented everything, that we cant run a business, thats wrong. i know a few women who have actually started their own business and HAVE made something of theirself. and also saying that we do not do any good in this world. what about rosa parks? doctors/surgens? lawyers? women can do just as much as men.
nobody can change your mind, thats a fact. and im not here to try to do that because it will never happen but to me the only one who has ANY right to judge anyone is jesus christ himself. im also not here to bitch out any guy who might read this but just know that yes, you wouldnt be here without the help of a man but you also would not be here without the help of a women.
Some women? Oh, come on. You are the living proof Dick is right including all women.
The fact that this statement is here and don’t have the guts to even use your name. What is that? “because we don’t need to know”? who made you the boss to decide that? you shouldn’t even be here let alone be the boss of us (men)… You were allowed to post here and you don’t apreciate the fact that you may. So in a couple of words you’ve disproven your own point.
If women could do just as much as men, why is there a women/men destinction in the olympics 100m sprint, for instance? We just lower our standards in order to make women feel good about themselves. Yes, because we’re empathic, that is correct.
Why would he change his mind? Changing your mind needs debate and good new influences. It is a fact women can’t debate and it is a fact women can’t come up with logical reasons. This of course infers to the fact that men are the only people who can understand and apply logic. As a matter of fact, I have never in my life heard a woman say that something’s logical.
As you might know, Jesus Christ has died an odd 2000 years
He doesn’t judge and he doesn’t guide. He left the rest of us men to do it for him…
As it turns out though, women can spell… Check your spelling and maybe you will be taken more seriously.
His punctuation and sentence structure is superior though. Rote trivia (spelling) versus linguistic principle.
Yes, because we all know how important it is to be able to run 100m sprint in 9.72 seconds. I use this skill practically EVERY DAY…and the fact that women run it a disgusting .77 seconds MORE…it’s like they’re bodies were specifically designed to hold OFFSPRING or something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUZFrPoK5mU
Good golly gosh… a woman debating…
oh! and by the way, in psychology, we learn that women are more often left brained than men (the logic center of the brain, also responsible for women having better penmanship)
also did you know that mental retardation is more common in our gender than in women? just a tid-bit of information. not really relevant but it’s interesting.
So is genius IQ and vast intellectual achievement.
Women are mediocre.
not really, both are better at different things… men are more creative (hence more artists and builders scientists) while women use more logic and language (better at math, languages, grammar, spelling, writing, problem solving, and memory)
there are so few men and women collectivley these days with genius IQ that the rest of the world seems very stupid… being a male (like myself) i’ve noticed that even though i’m a genius, that dosen’t make the rest of the gender any smarter. it just mean that i am genetically superior to any other man in the area of brain power. however, there is always a trade off. i was never good at sports, that dosen’t mean i’m fat or unhealthy, i was never coordinated or athletic enough for sports.
you’d be suprised what women can do. you seem to be basing your judgements on the average teen girl, who sadly from my experiance, is far more immature than a grown woman.
That’s not true, my friend. The higher the IQ level, the more males are represented. Hence a higher proportion of males are Mensans, though a FAR higher proportion are in Sigma mind. Of course, I admit far more males are retarded, also. The answer lies in socio-biology: males display more intellectual and physical variance, because males bear the brunt of reproductive intra-species competition.
There is much greater variability in personality and behaviour amongst males, than amongst females; it is exceedingly difficult to construct a body of multivariate statistical analysis that can rigidly predetermine the biomechanical operation of male socio-sexual functioning; this is because men tend to cluster around the very extremes of any trait that is either expressed phenotypically/ genotypically, or one that is ultimately the natural by-product of socio-cultural adaptation. Thus, men tend to be all things in all times and places.
However, women tend to be roughly homogeneous in both personality and behaviour. The female of the species always tends to cluster around the middle of any Gaussian distribution that statistically calculates the relative probability of any trait being distributed throughout a given population demographic. Thus, because women tend to be relatively uniform in all places and times, they tend to operate as a collective organism functioning within the confines of an amorphous social network, the boundaries of which are ultimately defined by the biological parameters of the maternal instinct.
Where did he go?
i’m going on with my life, you my friend should follow suit.
also scot, while you have the first well worded and valid point, i do happen to notice that various people in the behavourial field tend to differ vastly in opinion.
thank you very much for using your brain and showing that not all of us men are drooling retards who throw “fuck” into a sentence to give it meaning.
so scott, by your standards, if i am psychic, then all of the male gender is psychic? and if i am smarter, than all of the backwoods retarded hicks in the world are now more intelligent?
what if i’m born retarded? does that mean you are now slightly more retarded than you were before?
i fail to see where your logic is in that statement.
male sperm defects are the cause of mental retardation.
in fact there are very few accounts of natural eggs causing children with birth defects. usually if the woman is a smoker or has a history of drug use, the egg will be suseptible to genetic disorders.
I don’t think you understand what I’m trying to say.
What I meant to say was that men are many times more complex than women in terms of personality and behaviour. In other words, what we have is female conservatism on the one hand and male progressivism on the other; because of the great complexity of male socio-sexual behaviour, men vary much more in terms of human trait possession than women. The mere recognition of greater male variability in terms of both mental, emotional, and physical characteristics is something that has been known by Charles Darwin and discussed at great length by the celebrated English sexologist Havelock Ellis. The principle of male variance and monotonous female uniformity can be readily demonstrated on a mathematical level by constructing a Gaussian curve which plots the incidence of sexual dimorphism in male-female personality and behaviour. It will be seen from the standard normal distribution along the curve itself that not only do men have higher standard deviations than women but that men always have a tendency to cluster around the upper and lower extremes of the curve, whereas women, being generally homogeneous in both personality and behaviour, tend to have lower standard deviations and tend to gravitate towards the middle of the curve. Thus, there are more men of genius and high intelligence than women; more male daredevils than women; more male eccentrics than women; more males with tremendous athletic ability than women; more men with high levels of creativity than women; more men with a much greater sense of humour than women; more male criminals than women etc.
This is so because of three major reasons. Firstly, because alleles on both sex chromosomes present within the male genome are not coupled in the same dominant or recessive pairs as in the female; this means that there is nothing to mask the expression of gene replication errors in RNA transcription within the male lineage itself, ultimately producing a wide variation in both male temperament and phenotype. Secondly, men often bear the brunt of male-male competition for available females, and because of this are forced to become a kind of genetic filter for the species. And lastly, greater male variability is due to the presence of testosterone which enhances neuro-biological mechanisms for individual motivation within the male central nervous system, thus giving men a much greater drive to adapt and overcome whatever obstacles have been placed in their way by an unforgiving and merciless environment. All of these features are lacking in the human female, making women roughly homogeneous in both personality and behaviour across all times and places, all ethnicities and cultures.
Commander
Great work, but you should know a ’soft-science’ trained Gentile will struggle with this material.
nice copy and paste “commander intellect”
@psychGeek you’ve got your conclusion from the hemispheres mixed up. Indeed men have more amygdala activity in the right brain vs women in the left brain but that results in women attuning to their emotions more and men more to rational thought while the opposite sides are innervated, in other words its how the hemispheres interact not where the neurons are concentrated.
Yes, you correct in that even though he makes some excellent points, not ALL women are this way, just the majority. But Rosa parks did absolutely nothing and deserves no recognition in history. Its not like she was the first person to do what she did.
Why do we need to prove that men are better than women? It’s like proving that 1 + 1 equals 2. It just is that way.
We don´t need to prove anything. Just stating simple truths in a funny way has them all in hysterics and proving it for us all over the place.
Just females stating the simple truth gets u chauvinists freaking out and coming up with “scientific” evidence. Then u go about yapping non-stop with a foul mouth
MAN I WANT TO FUCK U SO BAD!!!!!U LOOK SO SEXY ON DR.PHIL
LOVE THE SUNGLASSES
I WILL GIVE U A TWINKIE IF YOU WINKLE IN MY WINKIE!
Hey “Tony”
How did you become such a bitch???
LOL.
Tony, Studioline likes to ask that question he ask me the same thing. I think he might be interested in becoming a woman and that’s why he is asking how we became a bitch so he knows what steps to take after his surgery.
nicely played, nicely played indeed! *claps*
Wonder if you care to clap about her racism and homophobia, Anglo-Boy? Sociobiology is the true science of gender, not psychology. I mean, you do know about sociobiology, right? And how it has trashed your left-liberal, anti-essentialist assumptions, utterly?
WHY ARE YOU GUYS WASTING ALL YOUR VALUABLE TIME POSTING COMMENTS IN HERE? (LIKE MY QUICK PARADOX INTRO?)…
I ONLY WISH SOME OF YOU HANDSOME STUDS WHERE CHARMING THE FRILLIES OFF ME, I NEED SOME HOT NO NONSENSE HORNY GUY(S) TO SERVICE MY PHYSICAL NEEDS ASAP. AND AS FOR DICK I’D LOVE TO DEEP THROAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THAT GUY!
It’s quite simple, because we men enjoy it more - posting here, than chasing your ass.